The Best Vegetable Chow Mein

Sorry, I know I've been a bit absent. We finally moved completely into our new little house and the old one is history! Unfortunately, the computer was one of the last things to go because we didn't yet have internet at our new place and thus, no posts. You have my sincerest of apologies. But now I'm back!  Onto today's post. The first post and photos done in our new place! Anyway, one day, in the big city Anchorage while shopping for our new couch I stopped to get some quick dinner . Shopping really takes it out of me and I needed something totally delicious to take my mind off the task at hand and refresh my decision making skills. I decided to stop at New Sagaya (a local health food/ethnic grocer) to see what they had available. 

What I found was a vegetable chow mein. Not my usual lunch fare, but I thought what the heck. Sweet sassy molassy! Upon tasting these mind-blowing noodles I asked myself, "Why haven't I been eating chow mein every damn day of my life?" 

Since that very fateful day (we did find a couch too, afterall) I couldn't stop thinking about the chow mein. I knew I needed to make it myself. So, I lowered my standards. Like, super low. So, sooo low. I'd never made it before! Well, when my chow mein was done and I tasted it...it was exactly like the one I had bought at New Sagaya, albeit less greasy, which I was very pleased about. It was uncommonly delicious.

Produce On Parade - The Best Vegetable Chow Mein

There are a few tips and tricks regarding this recipe that will indeed gift you with the best chow mein you've ever made.

- First, I did a little research on chow mein noodles by consulting America's Test Kitchen to find the best type to use. They recommend the tangled chow mein noodles as opposed to the straight kind and be sure they are not fried! You'll want dried noodles as well, not fresh. I read that if you're not blessed with finding said noodles, to substitute regular dried linguine instead. I know, sounds crazy but ATK has never let me down. 

- Second, undercook those little chow mein mofos. Trust me. Not normal ol' al dente, they should be even more underdone. There is a lot of sauce in my recipe (I admit, this was 90% by complete accident) but the undercooked noodles will soak it all right up and they will be the perfect texture and have the perfect taste. I know, genius. Even if a little by accident...

Produce On Parade - The Best Vegetable Chow Mein

So, prepare to amaze your friends, family, and yes, even yourself with your awesome ability to create the most perfect vegetable chow mein. These perfectly textured noodles are infused with a homemade Asian sauce and tangled with sauteed Napa cabbage, carrots, and rich Shiitake mushrooms. 

Produce On Parade - The Best Vegetable Chow Mein
Produce On Parade - The Best Vegetable Chow Mein
Produce On Parade - The Best Vegetable Chow Mein
Produce On Parade - The Best Vegetable Chow Mein

The Best Vegetable Chow Mein

Serves 6-8

  • Sustenance:
  • 1 oz. dried shiitake mushrooms, reconstituted (or 8 oz. fresh)
  • 1 Tbsp. olive oil or canola oil 
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 2 large carrots, matchsticked 
  • 1 medium Napa cabbage, chopped
  • 2 6 oz. packages of tangled chow mein noodles, dry (not the fried kind!)
  • 1 bunch of green onions, sliced on the diagonal 
  • Sauce:
  • 3/4 cup water
  • 1/2 cup soy sauce
  • 3 Tbsp. vegan sugar
  • 2 Tbsp. sesame oil
  • 1-2 Tbsp. sweet chili sauce
  • dash of crushed red pepper
  • sesame seeds (for garnish)

Notes & Tips: It's important to use the right noodles! Find the non-fried chow mein noodles that are tangled, as opposed to straight. The noodles should be undercooked. There will seem to be an excess of sauce, but the undercooked  noodles will soak it all up!

In a medium bowl, add the dried mushrooms and cover with a substantial amount of boiling water. Allow to rest until ready to use, at least 20 minutes. 

In a very large rimmed frying pan, heat the olive oil over medium-low. Add the garlic and saute for a couple minutes, until fragrant. Now, add the carrots and saute about 3-5 minutes, while preparing the cabbage. 

Add the cabbage and saute until almost tender and wilted. This can be done in batches if the pan won't accommodate all the cabbage at once. 

Meanwhile, bring a very large pot of water to boil. While the water is coming to a boil, whisk together the sauce ingredients in a medium bowl or measuring cup.

When ready, remove the mushrooms from the water with a slotted spoon. Slice and add to the veggies.

Add the noodles when the pasta water comes to a boil and cook only 3 minutes. They need to be undercooked. Drain and add to the veggies along with the green onions. Stir well to combine. 

Pour the sauce into the noodle/veggie mixture and continuously stir over medium-low until the liquid is almost completely gone. It'll be ready when the noodles start to stick to the bottom of the pan a bit.

Remove from heat and serve hot, garnished with a sprinkling of sesame seeds.

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Produce On Parade - The Best Vegetable Chow Mein
Produce On Parade - The Best Vegetable Chow Mein

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Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

RESTAURANT WORTHY soup right here. Finally! I sucked it up and actually made a proper dinner. Todd and I also took a couple of loads over to the new rental. It was a late night.

The Thimble Home doesn't feel right anymore.; all our plants and my artwork has moved to the new place. I mean really, what's a home without plants and personal art anyway? We both can't wait to be out of the Thimble Home. It served it's purpose and would of been a pretty perfect temporary stay except for a handful of things:

  1. Our very, very loud motorcycling neighbor and the fourwheeling kids down the road.
  2. The fact that an absolutely horrid, stale smoke smell has impregnated the walls and somehow seeped into all my clothes. Seriously the grossest thing ever. 
  3. Our landlord, whom I'm pretty sure wants us out so she can demolish the place and build a duplex. Thus, the total lack of keeping up with repairs. 
  4. The absolutely insane layout of the home. It's basically a tiny, wandering hallway.
  5. No bedroom. No dishwasher. No lawn.
  6. Serious water problems. Floor literally crumbling. Part of roof ripped off. Washer broken. Etc.

Those are the biggest issues. And of course, it has a few redeeming qualities as well. Mainly that it's situated on a fairly lightly trafficked road and it has a bit of privacy.

Anyways, thanks for letting me rationalize our move with you! Point is, I haven't really cooked anything substantial in about a week and I was maybe going a tad crazy. There's only so many bagels and bananas one can consume!

This soup was the perfect remedy. Miso, shiitake, tofu, kale, soba, and butternut squash all married together to help Todd and I keep our immunity robust during this stressful (and dusty!) time of chaos.

Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

Whole foods, clean eating, and completely delicious. An umami-filled, restaurant-worthy, and hearty soup!

Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

  • Oven:
  • 10 oz. extra firm tofu, diced
  • 5 oz. frozen diced butternut squash (about 1 1/2 cups)
  • sesame oil
  • liquid amino acids or soy sauce
  • Broth:
  • 8 cups water
  • 1 large piece of dried Kombu (optional)
  • 1 oz. dried Shiitake mushrooms (or 8 oz. fresh)
  • 2 Tbsp. minced fresh ginger
  • 2 large green onions, sliced
  • 1/4 tsp. (to taste) fresh chili paste
  • 1/2 cup miso paste
  • 1 Tbsp. lime juice
  • Sustenance: 
  • 1 bunch of kale, de-stemmed and chopped small
  • 10 oz. dried soba noodles

Notes: Fresh butternut squash may be used instead of frozen, but the cooking time may need to be adjusted accordingly. Be sure that boiling the noodles is the very last thing prepared. They shouldn't sit, for they will stick together. 

Preheat oven to 375 F. Press the tofu if necessary and towel dry. Dice and scatter on a rimmed baking sheet along with the diced squash. Drizzle with sesame oil and liquid amino acids. Brush to coat evenly and bake at 375 F for 35 minutes. Add to the soup when done baking. 

Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

Meanwhile, combine all the broth ingredients (excluding the miso and lime juice) in a large soup pot and bring almost to a boil.

Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash
Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash
Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

Then, kill the heat and stir in the miso and lime juice, ensuring there are no miso clumps. 

Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

Now, wash and rip or chop the kale into small pieces. Place in a microwave safe bowl and cover with a microwave safe plate. Zap on high for about 3-4 minutes, until fragrant, bright green, and limp. Set aside.

Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

Pull the whole mushrooms and kombu out of the broth with a slotted spoon and carefully slice all into bite size pieces. Add back to the broth along with the cooked kale and stir. Careful not to burn your fingers!

Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

Bring a medium saucepan to a boil for the noodles. Once boiling, add the dried noodles and cook for about 4 minutes until al dente. Drain, return to pot and coat with sesame oil to prevent sticking. 

Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

To serve, place desired amount of soba noodles into a bowl and laden the soup over. Serve hot. 

Produce On Parade - Miso Soba Noodle Soup with Shiitake, Tofu, & Butternut Squash

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